Countering creation science study Part II

This post is worse than their last one, I just had to write a counter-article. Here it goes.

The choice is yours!

Greetings True Christians! That dastardly heathen Mormon George Lucas is at it again with Star Wars Episode 7. That’s right boys and girls! Lucas the soldier of Lucifer has a new movie coming! This one is called Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Lucas is still marketing his ungodly evil myth and false religion of the force, and this newest movie is yet another in George Lucas’ 40 year assault on the Truth of Jesus! Why doesn’t George Lucas see a problem with what he is doing? Probably because, like all Mormons, George Lucas believes that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers, children of the magical mystical sky-man who is having sky-sex with his collection of sky-wives and making spirit babies. George Lucas also wears magical Mormon underwear most likely, so its not surprising that he is willing to invent this ungodly Hindu-esque myth that he calls the force! I have news for you George Lucas and all of you Star Wars treckies! There is only one “force,” and that force is the force of Good created by Jesus through the Holy Spirit! Those heathen treckies have tried to turn Jedi Night into a religion based upon George Lucas’s mythological Satanic ungodly films, and are trying to replace Jesus with a fake “spirit” based on his movies. Lucas’s latest film has even mocked the Crucifixion, with a Cross-shaped laser-sword!

By the way, this will be a long article.

1. That dastardly heathen Mormon George Lucas is at it again with Star Wars Episode 7.

George is not Mormon, Mormons are not heathens, and George Lucas is not making this movie, Disney is.

2. Lucas is still marketing his ungodly evil myth and false religion of the force, and this newest movie is yet another in George Lucas’ 40 year assault on the Truth of Jesus!

Marketing it? Yes. Preaching it? No. George Lucas does not want the Force to turn into a religion.

3. Why doesn’t George Lucas see a problem with what he is doing? Probably because, like all Mormons, George Lucas believes that Jesus and Lucifer are brothers, children of the magical mystical sky-man who is having sky-sex with his collection of sky-wives and making spirit babies. George Lucas also wears magical Mormon underwear most likely, so its not surprising that he is willing to invent this ungodly Hindu-esque myth that he calls the force!

First, he is not Mormon. Second, Mormons actually believe:

That Jesus and Lucifer are brothers.

Jesus and all mankind in the universe are children of God, who has a body and is not a “magical mystical sky-man.” He does not use magic, He uses the power of the priesthood. True magic is ungodly. Fictional magic, on the other hand… is fictional. Mystical? Only because we can’t fully comprehend His mysteries. He does not live in the sky, He lives in heaven, which is a planet. He is not a man, he is a God. That is what Mormons believe about God. In addition, God does not have a collection of sky-wives, making spirit babies. It is true that we believe in a Heavenly Mother, but we don’t talk about that. [EDIT] These guys believe it is because we hate women. Nothing could be further from the truth. We refrain from discussing her out of respect. After all, people take God’s name in vain all the time! God doesn’t want His wife’s name to be used as a curse!

George Lucas is not worthy to wear temple garments, which are not magical.

You compared the Force to Buddhism, and now you call it Hindu-esque. I expected nothing less from people who think that anything could teach Nazism and communism at the same time. As for the myth, there’s two sides to that:

Real-world: not even. It’s fake, and it’s not even a myth.

Star Wars: the Force exists, but it is not worshipped nor does it replace any god that they might worship in Star Wars. As I’ve said before, perhaps if God was in Star Wars, and there’s no saying He isn’t, the Force would be an extension of his godly power. Not magic, the Witches of Dathomir practice magic.

 

This Cross-shaped laser sword mocks the Cross of Christ!

It’s not cross-shaped, it’s sword-shaped.

George Lucas’s ungodly evil movies also glorify the Darwinist dogma of playing god! Lucas made up an ungodly story about about “clone wars” and cloning warriors. Everybody knows that cloning is of Satan and not of God! God is the only person who is allowed to create life! First, the evil Darwinists cloned a sheep and named it Dolly after large-bosomed whore of Babylon Dolly Parton, and now George Lucas is making up fantasy stories about cloning! Why? Because George Lucas is a sexual pervert who wants to make veiled references to Darwinism in order to make it more palatable to our young ones. This is sinful stuff, and Lucas should be arrested for his abuse of our children. He even uses children in his film to cater to kids!

George Lucas’s ungodly evil movies also glorify the Darwinist dogma of playing god! Lucas made up an ungodly story about about “clone wars” and cloning warriors. Everybody knows that cloning is of Satan and not of God! God is the only person who is allowed to create life! First, the evil Darwinists cloned a sheep and named it Dolly after large-bosomed whore of Babylon Dolly Parton, and now George Lucas is making up fantasy stories about cloning!

I agree that cloning is evil. but think about it; is George Lucas really glorifying clones? Sure, there are clone heroes in the movie, but ultimately the clones turn on the Jedi and serve the Empire. Their very creation was organized by the Sith, cloned by Kaminoans, whose ethical system is questionable at best, and then they turned on the Jedi and wiped them out. How could the Jedi have been saved? By not approving the creation of a clone army! So is George really saying cloning is a good thing?

George Lucas is a kinky sinner!

Okay, I’ll give you that. but is George glorifying that either? These Twi’leks are the slaves of Sebulba, who is a villain. As such, you would expect him to sin, because he’s the bad guy. He’ll eventually get his comeuppance and these slaves will be set free.

Natalie Portmans is a satanic slut!

That’s offensive to Natalie Portman.

George Lucas’ glorified “clones”

Are they really glorified? Are they? These guys sure don’t look happy.

Star Wars victimizes children!

How?

Did you know that the ungodly and evil George Lucas also supports the many-worlds mythology pushed by Mormons and atheists? Lucas wants us to believe that there is human-like life on planets all across the universe, because his ungodly Mormon faith teaches him that when he dies he will be allowed to create his own planet and make millions of spirit babies with his many spirit wives for all eternity. Joseph Smith believed in polygamy in this life, and Lucas wants it in the next life. This many-worlds doctrine is also a veiled attempt to support Darwinism! By claiming that life exists all through the universe, it undermines the special creation of life on this earth by God. That’s just stupid, boys and girls! The Bible tells us that God created life on THIS world, not anywhere else! Therefore, there is no life anywhere else! It’s as simple as that! We are God’s chosen people, and God’s privileged planet. Shame on George Lucas for trying to teach our children otherwise!

Yes we believe there is humanlike life on other planets. We will become Gods and be able to create universes, and there will be polygamy in the next life. But by claiming life exists elsewhere in the universe, it does not undermine God’s creation of us or the earth in any way. Here’s why:

1. The Bible says nothing about God not creating life anywhere else. It is not likely, however, for there to be life in the universe that is as intelligent as mankind.

2. We still are God’s privileged planet. This is where Christ came and atoned for the sins of the universe. He may have visited other planets, but he was born and lived here on Earth. We are special that way and not because we’re the only life in the universe. That’s just stupid, boys and girls! It’s an infinite universe, why waste all that space and only put life on one planet? At least the Earth would be bigger.

This talking dog-man is one of Lucas’ evil aliens!

Dog? How?

George Lucas also wants to teach our children that it is ok to use man-made machinacal creatures to replace interaction with real humans. Lucas creates the ungodly droids, both for a military and for servile tasks. Look at C3Do and C2-D2, the ungodly homosexual droid partners that date each other in a veiled homosexual relationship in the first three films! This is sinful stuff! God hates faggots, and God hates faggot robots! Therefore, God hates Star Wars!

It’s not okay to replace man with machines. Making them does not mean replacing them. You spelled their names wrong again by the way. How are they gay? You weren’t clear on that. Evidence please! Good evidence, that is. God does not hate gay people, He hates homosexuality. Love the sinner, hate the sin. Is that a proverb you’ve heard before? Obviously not. And God cares nothing about Star Wars. It’s not sinful.

These evil droids are planning a riot somewhere in the Star Wars universe!

What the heck? I don’t even understand… what? What? That is not even Star Wars (What is that anyway?) and in the SWU, R2 and 3PO are the good guys.

The Faggot Droids Satan is looking for!

Fag how?

George Lucas’ ungodly human-robot hybrid!

Oh, you mean the Borg from Star Trek. Totally George Lucas.

Did you know that George Lucas also glorifies slavery? Lucas wants to own a collection of slaves, and he shows this with his  characters “Slave Leia” and “slave Anapkin.”  It is fitting that Lucas wants to own both women and young boys, as this is an allusion to Islamic beliefs. Muslims buy little boy slaves and slave women all the time! Here are Lucas’s slave creations:

Before we get to the pictures, George doesn’t glorify slavery either. Anakin and Leia both suffer as slaves and are both set free, and both are examples of why slavery is wrong. Watto was a greedy Toydarian taking advantage of a corrupt system so he could have a smart kid around to fix stuff. Jabba… his character is supposed to be kinky. You’re supposed to think slavery is evil because of how Leia is treated off-screen.

slave Anapkin

What’s with the P?

Slave Leia

It is not surprising that Lucas glorifies the owning of young boys. Half of his Star Wars saga is a direct glorification of the Roman Catholic Church! Did you know that the Empire on Star Wars was based entirely on Catholicism? I have proof! First off, compare the Pope and the Emperor:

It’s not glorification if the villains represent whatever he’s glorifying.

The symbolism is the same!

Photoshop.

Next, note the similarities between the Pope arriving and the Emperor arriving:

Real footage, inserted audio. Apparently someone thinks they are similar and that’s funny. But keep reading and I’ll explain why this is not what the Emperor’s arrival is based on. When did Star Wars: Return of the Jedi come out? 1983. When was Pope Benedict XVI made pope? 2005.

This is evil, boys and girls! Lucas also glorifies the evolutionist missing link the crocoduck! Where is the Crocoduck? The Crocoduck is featured in one of George Lucas’s movies in the character Jar Jar Stinks! Here’s the crocoduck:

Crock? How? Duck? I can kinda see it… not really. Jar Jar is unique and not based on any animals in terms of appearance. He’s just an Otolla Gungan.

The Crocoduck!

Lucas also features Satanic teddy bears in his movies:

Satanic how?

These Teddy Bears are from the Devil!

The only thing George Lucas got right in his Star Wars films was his portrayal of Muslims. He portrays them as heartless killers fighting in the desert with spears and ugly outfits. That is the only correct representation of anything in Lucas’ films! All other things are of Satan! Here is Lucas’ portrayal of a typical Muslim:

Yeah, he did not base Tusken Raiders on Muslims, you racist jerk. Trust me. When did the 9/11 attacks happen? 2001. Star Wars: A New Hope came out in 1977. back then nobody though Muslims were evil. Shame on bin Laden for his actions which have led to this prejudice.

A Typical Muslim

God hates Star Wars! God hates George Lucas! And if you are a Star Wars fan, God hates you! Let us boycott the new Star Wars movie and keep our children and our families away from it! Let us take back our TVs for Jesus! Let us take back our cinemas for Christ!

From your friends,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker

You guys are just too much. You said I wrote an article “””refuting””” (I put the quotation marks in quotation marks. See what I did there?) your post. I notice you guys didn’t refute anything about this post. Checkmate satirical fundamentalists!

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17 thoughts on “Countering creation science study Part II

  1. I’m not sure if you’ll see this any time soon, but I got banned from Jim/Martin’s site for posting the following:

    “Ah, Jim/Martin, you’re back from the dead! This post is beautiful example of how lazy you’re atheistic “satire” has become. If you’re bored with this and don’t want to put the effort in, why not leave your mom’s basement and go outside for a change. If we hurt your feelings when we broke your toys by calling you out, then perhaps it’s time to leave the sandbox. Or don’t and continue to post your Mad Lib posts.

    Now, I know you threatened to ban me, but if you do, you’ll be losing at least 16% of your readers. I’m not saying anyone will stop visiting this moronic blog, but rather there are only 6 of us.”

    Not my best work, but this is how you get thrown off their blog. You can spout all kinds of heresy, but calling his blog fake is the ultimate sin. Anyway, I just wanted to let someone know that I didn’t just vanish.

    Take care.

    P.S. – I like the origami.

    • also if this guy relates anything to the new movies, just think this:

      George lucas made the WHOLE STAR WARS PLOT before they aired star wars IV… The newest movie is basing off George Lucas’ ideas he made a LONG time ago. The next 3 movies are based off the plot he made originally. There can be no current religious events related to any new star wars movies XD

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