Star Wars Jokes

What did the TIE pilot say to the other?
*khhhhttttzzkkkhhhhtttttkkhhh*

How can you tell the difference between a Shi’ido and a Clawdite?
Shoot it.

Why is the Imperial bathroom so messy?
The stormtroopers have bad aim.

What did Vader say when he wet his pants?
Not again!

And one last one…

What sound does a shadowtrooper make when he’s right behind you?

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